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Trending - Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com// Submit Story Dark Mode Best Stories All TagsRandom Story SEARCH Open Close SUBMIT STORYSubmit Story Categories Right Working Romantic Related Learning Friendly Healthy Legal Inspirational Unfiltered FAQ & Contact Privacy Terms Manage Consent Trending Newest Popular Best Stories All Tags Right Working Romantic Related Learning Friendly Healthy Legal Inspirational Unfiltered Trending The best of our most recent stories! Ask Anyone Who Buys Women’s Clothes: Pockets Are AWESOME Adorable Children , Children , Cute , Home , Sons & Daughters , USA | Related | May 12, 2024 I bought a dress for my four-year-old daughter. It has pockets. All other pockets” her clothes have had were just sewn on for aesthetics, so this is the first time she’s ever seen functional pockets. Daughter: *Peeking into the pockets* Mom, what’s this?” Me: Those are pockets. You put stuff in them.” She looks at me like I just said something ridiculous. Daughter: …like candy?” Me: Sure.” I grab a piece of candy that happens to be nearby and drop it into her pocket. She looks into the pocket and sees the candy sitting comfortably inside. HER FACE LIGHTS UP! This is a mind-blowing discovery. Daughter: *Excitedly* And toys?” Me: Yes. Anything small you can put in there.” She ran into the toy room and grabbed random things to stuff into her pockets. She came out after a couple of minutes with a triumphant smile on her face, pockets bulging with a bunch of cars and Pokemon. Since then, every time she gets dressed, she asks, Is there pockets?” 76 0 Facebook Reddit Copy to clipboard Copy Link There’s a grammar or spelling issue This is a broken or duplicate post This is an offensive story Other story issue The First Day Of School Agenda Children , Colorado , Elementary/Primary School , Funny Kids , Parents/Guardians , Politics , Students , USA , Wordplay | Learning | May 12, 2024 I have just started teaching a new class of kids on the first day of school. Most of them don’t have their own phones, but one of them is going around the classroom with an older smartphone and taking photos of the walls before class starts. Me: Hey, [Kid]! What are you doing?” Kid: My dad asked me to take photos of everything in all my classrooms. He wants to check that there isn’t anything that supports the libel agenda.” Me: The libel agenda?” Kid: Something like that. Something about snow.” Me: The liberal agenda? Snowflakes?” Kid: Yeah… that! I don’t know why my dad hates snow so much. I mean… we live in Colorado.” 95 0 Facebook Reddit Copy to clipboard Copy Link There’s a grammar or spelling issue This is a broken or duplicate post This is an offensive story Other story issue When The Scam” Stands France , Ignoring & Inattentive , Online , Retail , Stupid | Right | May 12, 2024 On the side, I moderate a forum where we try to help customers who have been scammed. A big chunk of the issues are people who get scammed when trying to buy things on unsecured online websites. This customer comes to us complaining that they were scammed into buying TV stands instead of TVs. It is quite a classic scam; you show a picture of the stand with a TV on it, list a price that is very interesting for a TV (but less so for a stand), and let the customer draw their own conclusion. And when done correctly, it’s 100% legal. Then, this customer transfers us the offers. Offer: TV Stand. Stand for a TV. Only the stand. Sold without TV; only the stand will be sent. Stand only. €49.” The most eagle-eyed of you should have noticed a plural when talking about the offers. Yep, this guy bought three stands and was not very happy with us when we told him there was no scam at all. 93 0 Facebook Reddit Copy to clipboard Copy Link There’s a grammar or spelling issue This is a broken or duplicate post This is an offensive story Other story issue We Hope They Pay Their Bills Better Than They Pay Attention Art/Design , Clients From Hell , Graphic Design , Ignoring & Inattentive , Impossible Demands | Right | May 12, 2024 Client: I need a logo for my online gardening business.” Me: I’ll need you to write up a brief of what style, colours, etc., you would like it to reflect.” Client: I’ll write one and get back to you.” Two days pass. Me: How is that brief coming along?” Client: Well, the brief has turned into more of a marketing plan. I thought I’d leave the creative part up to you. I love the examples you sent me. Can you just make us look like those clients? Then, I will be happy.” Me: Fair enough.” I do a few logo concepts in the style the client loves and show them to him . Client: Hmm… It’s not really what I was after.” Me: No problem. Do you like any of them, or would you like to start from scratch?” Client: Start from scratch, I think.” Me: This time, I think we ought to adhere to a creative brief, so I can get closer to what you imagine.” Client: Okay. I don’t really know what to write, but I will get back to you soon.” He calls me a few days later. Client: I didn’t realise there was more than one page in the PDF you sent me. The other logos are actually really good. Let’s use the second one.” The second logo was on the first page. I don’t even know. 20 0 Facebook Reddit Copy to clipboard Copy Link There’s a grammar or spelling issue This is a broken or duplicate post This is an offensive story Other story issue I’ll Gladly Give You A Dollar Today For Three Dollars Tuesday Money , Outdoors/Outside , Silly , Strangers | Friendly | May 12, 2024 Early one morning on a city sidewalk, I was approached by a stranger. Man: Excuse me. Could you spare a dollar?” I pulled out my wallet and handed him a dollar. Man: Thank you. The dollar helps, but two dollars would help more.” I pulled another dollar from my wallet and handed it to him. Man: *Holding back a smile* Thanks. Two dollars really helps, but with three dollars, I could get breakfast at that restaurant.” *Waves a hand down the street* Giving him a sceptical look, I pulled a third dollar from my wallet and gave it to him. Man: *Barely holding back laughter* Thanks, but if you give me a five, I’ll give you three dollars back, and it only costs you two dollars!” Me: *Laughing* Be glad for the three dollars I gave you!” *Stuffs my wallet back into my pocket* 44 0 Facebook Reddit Copy to clipboard Copy Link There’s a grammar or spelling issue This is a broken or duplicate post This is an offensive story Other story issue Question of the Week Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved? I have a story to share! 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